Let Your Parents Crap in the House

Imagine the brainstorming behind this one.
CW: "My portfolio's looking a bit lame at the moment - I need some good scam to pep it up a bit"
AD: "No kidding, me too! If we do something completely pointless and contrived, no-one will ever suspect it's scam. I did it last year with this anti-smoking ad that showed small children being burned alive by their ignorant parents. But here's the thing, if you squinted just right, you could see the Camel logo in the smoke.
CW: "That's frikkin' genius, dude. Insane!"
AD: "Sweet. Won't you go online and see if you can get two tickets to Cannes? I'm just popping outside for a smoke."

Don't make your parents jealous of your Maltese poodle? Treat your parents like your dog and they'll feel loved? I must say, it's a sentiment that certainly tugs at my heart strings. In fact, I'm going to visit my old man right now, bring a him tin of processed meat and a bone, and see if he wants to go walkies this afternoon.

In any case, it looks like the senile old bat is enjoying her haircut to me.