What's In A Name?

Hey! All you scam artists out there! Please understand that using non-existent brands in the execution of your tripe may alert The Authorities (us) to your wicked undertakings.

In this beauty out of Espana, the enterprising art director has rather cleverly cobbled together a fake logo in Photoshop, leaving his evil copywriter sidekick to come up with an even faker name. "Bloom" insecticide? Since when is a highly toxic killing device called "Bloom"? This isn't air freshener, my Continental friends.

Hmmm... Reminds me of that other insecticide spray, what's it called again...? Spoon. Croon. Moon.... Oh, I remember now: "Doom". In fact, from a distance, if you were blind, you might even think that "Bloom" was "Doom".

But that's what we're here for, isn't it? Doom. Bloom. Ka-Boom! Now get this out of my face.