Adolf Hitler: Scam Weekly's Favourite Cover Girl

It appears that The Prophet beat me to this one, but I guess that's part of what being a prophet is all about.

As he mentioned, one of the key indicators of scam is the use of the scum of the earth in ads that try too hard to be shocking. Here we have a novel use of Adolf Hitler, making his debut in a wine ad (his mustachioed visage being mainly reserved for smoking ads and George Bush comparisons).

"Mmm, honey. You should have a sip of this fruity red. It says here on the bottle that Adolf Hitler used to enjoy a glass or two of this varietal after a long day of orchestrating the extermination of millions of vulnerable minorities across Easter Europe. Wow-wee! You sure do learn something new every day. Cheers!"

Other ads in this campaign include an image of Little Boy vaporizing downtown Hiroshima. You can always tell great wine by its great taste. Put this tasteless nonsense on the Scam Tram.