Sheer Poetry

Hello my pretties. It has been many moons since The Oracle consulted his own cutting insight and vast resources of knowledge in the pursuit of justice in this fallen world. Fear not, The Oracle has not been recalled to assume his place amongst the gods. I was just working quite hard for a while.

It is thus fitting that I return to the Crusade with this magnificent article. When I first glanced at the thumbnail, I thought that a large bird had crapped on a layout pad. "Hmmm," I thought, "Interesting use of media." But alas, I was disappointed. And not for the first time.

Those of you who have bothered to read any of our other posts would have already established the scammish nature of this work just by observing the bottom right corner. I would say that this ad is for stain remover, but it's not really an ad, is it?

One thing that it has done is inspire me to write a poem - a haiku, in fact. Please humour me as I pen my thoughts.

In my throat a lump
Do my emotions fail me?
No it is vomit