Domestic Violence Is Bad. Unless Directed At This Creative Team

For those of you who were experiencing cold sweats and uncontrolled vomiting because your addiction to Scam Hunters has not been satisfied over the past two weeks, I say this: "Shit happens". People don't pay me to write this. They pay me to do my other job. And you people can't fire me either.

The Prophet and I spent some time on the slopes of Mt Fuji undergoing a refresher course in the art of the Ninja. Basically, we snuck around in the shadows inflicting mortal wounds on unsuspecting passersby. So don't ever fuck with us. Ever.

Now to the business at hand.

Keeping to the Asian theme of this post, I have chosen a Chinese piece to slaughter. I bet the creative team who dreamt up this scamtastic piece of nonsense are rubbing their hands together with glee, thinking that they have tricked the world into believing their wicked lies. As a trained ninja, I instinctively know that this is the time to strike.

One question: Do people in China save envelopes for use later? Perhaps their bleached rectangular forms hold a special significance for people with a Confucian worldview? I only ask this because the success of this scampiece is dependent on reversing a million years of human evolution that commands us to tear the top edge of an envelope. Those damn hippie types might occasionally tear the short side when someone else is watching them, but they only do that because they think it makes them appear different and thus interesting. Idiots.

The makers of this tripe expect it to, "Hopefully shock people". I'll tell you what will shock people: finding the entire creative team face-down in the canteen with six ninja stars in their backs.