07 July 2008

Cutting down Scammers

I think i threw up in my mouth a little when i saw this piece of crap.




In the rationale, the scammers alluded to some gibberish about getting "dealers and distributors excited about the new, special high-performance, battery-operated Bosch Rotak 43 LI lawn mower - with the help of an exceptional calender blah blah blah".

So.... does that mean that the dealers need to tear off every page for a whole year before they understand that the main product benefit for the lawn mower is that it cuts grass perfectly? Wait, did they even NEED a high-costing production for them to understand that? 

Give the dealers some credit, my German Scammers, just because the dealers don't sit around an office using words like "scamping", "conceptualising" and "brand personality" doesn't mean that they don't know what a lawn mower does. 

In the rationale, these dirty Scammers also claimed that the calender became a highly coveted collectors item. Must be because there are so many people wanting to point and laugh at this piece of trash.

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