A Slice of Scam. With Extra Cheese

Is there a shortage of pimply sixteen-year-olds who need money to fund their underage drinking binges that I don't know about? Since when do pizza joints spend more than 5 cents on a dogeared photocopy taped to the store window to advertise for delivery guys? Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if these scamimals are pitching this drivel as a building wrap on the Empire State. You know the (actually "my") saying, "The bigger the lie, the easier it is to believe"? It's what I told George Bush when he popped round to clean my pool while he was wondering how to pull off Operation: Scam the World. He mixes a mean Mojito, by the way.

The contrived visual is the least of my concerns. I would believe this ad if it said: "Sod off, we've got more than enough drivers. So don't even ask." In it's current format, however, I'm not convinced. And when I'm not convinced, it means one thing. The Italians say, "il Scamino", I believe.