The Grail! It Is Found!

This is it. If you're addicted to Scam, you had better not look at this, because you will OD and die in a pool of vomit on your office floor.

The only surer sign of Scam than a fictional or microscopic logo is an ad that doesn't have a logo at all. This beauty - this Perfect Scam - defies the impossible by being an ad. For nothing. It would seem that, while they dominate world markets, our friends from the Land of the Dragon are also trying to dominate advertising sites at all costs (including this one, it would seem). As a wise Scammer (me) once said of advertising and Chinese imports in general, "Quantity has a quality all of its own."

If you don't know what the hell this ad is about, take a number and get in line. Killing animals is profitable, we all know that. And if we didn't, we do now. In fact, I'm reaching for my 12-gauge and an M-16 carbine to go git me some beer money right now... On second thought, I'll take my Yen-shaped catapult instead.

The creators of this scam saw fit to include the explanation: "Yama is the Lord of Death". I admit, I didn't know that. What I do know is that I am the Lord of Scam and the souls of these creatives are mine!