28 May 2008

What's That Weird Smell?


So first the Italians develop a new "candid camera" television show that would appear to showcase (allegedly) unwitting couples doing the horizontal mambo. If that's not sordid and degrading enough, they proceed to scam-vertise said "reality" show in this most horrific manner.

Kids, if you're hunting scam, the first place to look is in the ambient section of you local dumpster. Public toilets (especially urinals), escalators, articulated buses and any type of sliding door are the preferred habitat of scambient pieces.

Great idea guys. If paying a television station to voyeuristically ogle strangers exploring each others tender bits didn't make you feel like a bit of a siffo, having this lovely lady dispensing gel soap on you in a public toilet is bound to do the trick. So it's a double whammy: crap and scam.

1 comment:

The Prophet said...

That weird smell could just be that of Smelly Scam, me dear Oracle...